This is new....

So, what would would you do if (hypothetically speaking) you came into the office one day, and walked into your worship center only to find your entire lighting system online at full power? Then, imagine my surprise when I walk up to the control booth only to find that everything is offline exactly the way it was left last night. Leading you to the discovery that the processors in strand dimmer racks just decided to turn lights on by themselves.

Would you:

a) Yell, "I HATE STRAND"?
b) Yell, "STRAND SUCKS"?
c) Yell, "Yay Surprises"?
d) Yell some of the above while adding some choice words? (Therefore financing new lighting racks with your donation the the cuss pig)
e) Somehow yell all of the above at the same time?
f) Skip All of the above and simply drop your Visa/Mastercard in the cuss pig just for thinking the thoughts that just crossed your mind.

For security reasons and job security I cannot disclose which option I used....